meloetta:

bruh-chan…

(decapitatedkittenから)

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(mashirokunaから)

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(decapitatedkittenから)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAVORITE HAUNTED HOTEL!

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072: your honestly just an ugly nigger

h0odrich:

kelisjerkribs:

langsettte:

insidemytwistedmind9:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

That’s not the proper way to insult someone. You are insulting other people in the process. My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model. Plus that looks like it was taken in like the hospital and like she was sick. I bet you don’t look so hot in the hospital either. Rant over. I think.

an inbred model you guys. what agency are you with?

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding" *beyonce voice* that is so crazy

PLEAAAAASE GOD


thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(pizzaから)

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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(ashtonirtwatから)

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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asethetics:

Grandparents on facebook be likeimage

(friedfourtrisから)

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.


holy shit that’s insane
I think the saddest thing someone could ever say is ‘please don’t leave me’.
crowhn:

indie blog
celebrities before and after photoshop! :O

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(the-absolute-funniest-postsから)