lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

(ceelogreenorbsから)

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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(pizzaから)

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(元記事: whisqrs (theghostofurieから))

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(theghostofurieから)

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

(theghostofurieから)

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(元記事: acklesism-has-moved (pizzaから))

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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(theghostofurieから)

fangirlconfession:

confess here

lubricates:

the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone

(surprenanteから)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(literallyradから)

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(paradiseofafangirlから)